Waking Up From A Bad Dream

The nightmare called the dream act fell eight votes short of the 60 required to move towards a final vote in the Senate.

And as usual the town fool Harry Reid equated the illegals with American citizens by saying, "They are just as loyal and devoted to our country as any American." If he would have used himself as the example instead of any American, I might have accepted that. His loyalty to the law of this land is highly suspect. Remember, he called illegal aliens "12 million undocumented Americans."

Sure Harry, and as you said the other day, “One reason why we have the fires in California is global warming.”

If you put Harry Reid's brain in a thimble it would rattle.

Reid Wants Nightmare For America

Dirty Harry Reid is planning to ramrod through an amnesty for millions of illegal aliens already here in the U.S. Along with fellow traitors Dick "the turban" Durbin and two ton Teddy Kennedy, he wants to rush the bad dream act through the Senate.

Even though the American Public has made its wishes quite clear, these betrayers of the nation will try to undermine the Republic anyway. The vote may come today.

Make your wishes known to your senators, I have. This act of treason must be stopped.

Harry Reid Explains California Fires

“One reason why we have the fires in California is global warming,” Democrat Senator Harry Reid told reporters Tuesday, using the crisis to push the Democrats’ energy package.

Is anybody going to ask this moron to prove his asinine statement? Is anyone going to demand he tell us how he arrived at his cockamamie conclusion? Of course not, he's a liberal so he will get a free pass instead of being confronted with his ludicrous lack of logic, over and over and over again. This is the level of stupidity the Democrats bring to the position of Senate Majority leader. It is a wonder he can even walk erect to a podium.

Osama Says, Even Mujahedeen Make Mistakes

The Osama bin Laden show seems to be struggling in the ratings. In a broadcast on Al-Jazeera television, bin Laden said insurgents should admit "mistakes" and that he even advises himself not to be extreme in his leadership. What is this lunatic's definition of extreme?

"Some of you have been lax in one duty, which is to unite your ranks," bin Laden said in the audiotape. "Beware of division ... Muslims are waiting for you to gather under a single banner to champion righteousness. Be keen to oblige with this duty."

It sounds like Osama is no longer speaking with confidence, but instead is trying to rally the remnant of his badly beaten and bloodied psycho boys. Maybe the fat broad in the burka is about to sing.

Sonic Is A Tonic

Malaysian Health Ministry Secretary Datuk Lee Kah Choon advise seniors to play video games as a way to prevent Alzheimer's.

"Senior citizens should engage in mental activities. A good way is to use the PS3 or play other computer or video games as it would help to keep them alert and maintain the dexterity of their hands.

"They can also play bridge and mahjong as long as they are not gambling illegally," he told reporters after opening a public forum themed The Realities of Life with Dementia.

I have been saved from senility by SONY!

The Not So Friendly Skies

When it comes to safety and security whether its our borders or our air travel, are secondary to making sure that business turns a profit.

Now, NASA is refusing to make public the results of a national survey of pilots that found frequent near collisions, runway interference, bird strikes and last minute approach changes. Why the secrecy? A senior NASA official, associate administrator Thomas S. Luedtke, said revealing the findings could damage the public confidence in airlines and affect airline profits.

How about just giving us the facts you bureaucratic bozo and let the chips fall where they may. No, the public be damned, business as usual.

Louisiana Gets One Right

Congratulations to US representative Bobby Jindal who just became the nation's youngest governor by winning the race handily in Louisiana. The Republican Jindal, the son of Indian immigrants, said, "My mom and dad came to this country in pursuit of the American dream. And guess what happened. They found the American Dream to be alive and well right here in Louisiana."

The former governor, Kathleen Blanco, didn't run. She was one of the numerous idiots in the state who made Katrina more devestating than it needed to be by refusing to allow the federal government to take control of evacuation efforts.

Good Luck, to Mr. Jindal, he'll need it and bravo to the people of Louisiana who din't return an incompetent dolt to office as did the voters in New Orleans.

Waiting For The Bell To Ring?

NewsMax reports that Admiral Michael Mullen told reporters at the Pentagon Thursday that the US military is quite capable if called on to confront Iran. “From a military standpoint, there is more than enough reserve to respond if that, in fact, is what the national leadership wanted to do, and so I don’t think we’re too stretched in that regard.”

American forces are within striking distance of Iran since attacks would be carried out mostly by the Navy and Air Force.

From The Jerusalem Post comes word that the Iranians are ready to counter any attacks by launching 11,000 rockets into "enemy bases."

Sounds like the fighters are ready and in their corners.

Stark Needs To Go, For America's Amusement

During the debate on the SCHIP children's health care legislation veto override, Representative Pete Stark, Democrat from California, fell to new depths in the gutter of politics. In a childish tantrum Stark ranted: "You don't have money to fund the war or children. But you're going to spend it to blow up innocent people if we can get enough kids to grow old enough for you to send to Iraq to get their heads blown off for the President's amusement."

Disgusting rhetoric and behavior, but this is the evil spirit of the mad left roiling to the surface, spewing out and destroying any dignity, decorum and decency it comes in contact with.

House Republican Leader John Boehner issued the following statement: "Our troops in Iraq are fighting against al-Qaeda and other radical jihadists hellbent on killing the people we are sent here to represent. Congressman Stark's statement dishonors not only the Commander-in-Chief, but the thousands of courageous men and women of America's armed forces who believe in their mission and are putting their lives on the line for our freedom and security. Congressman Stark should retract his statement and apologize to the House, our Commander-in-Chief, and the families of our soldiers and commanders fighting terror overseas."

Whatever measures can be taken against Stark for this intolerable outburst should be pursued and to the extreme. The man is unfit to serve this nation in any capacity.

LA, Still Catering To Illegals

The illegals loving Los Angeles City Council is pushing a measure to require all home-improvement stores of more than 100,000 square feet to set aside space for day laborers that includes plumbing facilities.

Where is ICE? Where is Homeland Security? Instead of rounding up these lawbreakers, now we're providing them toilets. And who's paying for it? Not the Home Depots of the world. That cost will be passed on to the American citizen.

Hat tip DailyBreeze.

Moroccan Mayhem In Tulip Land

Amsterdam police remained on alert Thursday following another night of rioting in the Slotervaart neighborhood in the western part of the city.

Eight youths were arrested during the riots. Three of them were caught while trying to set private cars on fire. Five others were arrested for allegedly "disturbing public order," a police spokesman told Deutsche Presse-Agentur dpa on Thursday.

The violence stems from an incident on October 14, when 22-year-old Bilal Bajaka attacked two police officers in a police station with a knife. One of them pulled her gun and shot her attacker, who died on the spot.

During the following nights, youths set cars on fire and threw stones at the police station.

Amsterdam police chief Bernard Welten said the youths came from violent homes, and that he would not be surprised if the riots increased to the level of those in Paris last year. Anyone for visiting Europe?

"Their parents have no authority over them whatsoever," he said.

He also said the youths in the group were arrested frequently, only to be released soon afterwards, "because we want to be a constitutional state."

A constitutional state condoning violence by its tolerance of it.

Rhodes Falls, Jon Elliott Dazed And Disoriented

Well, is it any shock that the left has been caught misreporting the news again? Air America's Jon Elliott stated that his partner Randi Rhodes had been mugged while walking her dog on Sunday night. He said Rhodes lost several teeth in the attack, and ran on about a possible right-wing conspiracy.

Is this an attempt by the right-wing, hate machine to silence one of our own?" he asked on the air. "Are we threatening them? Are they afraid that we’re winning? Are they trying to silence intimidate us?"

Of course the only thing silencing Air America is that hardly anyone except fellow left-wing nuts listen to them and there aren't enough of them clever enough to find the station.

Rhodes' attorney, Robert Gaulin, said, "She hit her head on the street and was disoriented," "She's not sure what happened. She didn't see anything."

She's nowhere near as disoriented as Elliott who admits, "I shouldn't have speculated based on hearsay that Randi Rhodes had been mugged and that it may have been an attack from a right wing hate machine. I apologize for jumping to conclusions based on an emotional reaction."

Your typical emotional liberal male, someone needed to slap him like in those old movies when people become hysterical. Perhaps if Jon had looked for a police report before spouting off his bigoted and hate filled opinions, he might have found that no police report was filed and no conspiracy existed. But, no, he was too emotional to have a rational thought. Like, perhaps Randi was trying to chew gum while walking her dog.

And let's not forget the rest of the lunatic lefties who joined his panic party. They are all over the web. Want to know what's wrong with our nation? These idiots vote.

Does Massachusetts Know?

Russian authorities are investigating a man who has married his own grandmother.

Ananova reports that Boris Golovska, 30, married his 79-year-old grandmother Katarina in the town of Vladimir, east of Moscow.

Registry office officials reportedly failed to check whether the couple were related when they tied the knot.

The marriage has now been annulled and local prosecutors have said they are investigating the case.

New England liberals are probably perturbed that they have failed to be the cutting edge in joining child and grandparent in unholy matrimony. They will have to opt for pushing the illicit envelope in other ways, now that the Ruskies have this one in the books.

And Now For Something Completely Different

From FOXNews comes the story of the deranged dentist from Woodland, California.

A dentist accused of fondling the breasts of 27 female patients is trying to keep his dental license by arguing that chest massages are an appropriate procedure in certain cases. Mark Anderson's lawyer says dental journals discuss the need to massage the pectoral muscles to treat a common jaw problem.

Police say Anderson said during recorded phone calls that he routinely massaged patients' chests to treat temporo-mandibular joint disorder, or TMJ, which causes neck and head pain.

Attorney Robert Zaro told administrative law judge Jonathan Lew at a hearing Thursday that he should let Anderson keep his dental license while disciplinary appeals proceed. Anderson would be supervised by two assistants and would no longer do the chest rubs, Zaro said.

Zaro said Anderson, 48, of Woodland, needs to keep seeing patients so he can feed his seven children and pay for his defense.

The judge made no immediate decision.

Lew suspended Anderson's dental license last month. He was charged with two misdemeanor counts of battery and sexual battery. Yolo County prosecutors are investigating complaints from more than two dozen women who say they also were groped in the examining chair in the last five years.

Deputy Attorney General Jeffrey Phillips gave Lew three new complaints, including one from a 31-year-old woman who said Anderson fondled her at least six times over two years.

Now, inquiring minds want to know why this woman returned again and again for more dental massage.

Your Move, Michael

Repubican Representative Duncan Hunter of California has called on Homeland Security Secretary Michael Chertoff to override a ruling by U.S. District Judge Ellen Segal Huvelle ordering the delay of construction of security fencing along the U.S.-Mexico border in Arizona.

"Environmental groups filing lawsuits to prevent the construction of critical border infrastructure comes as no surprise," Mr. Hunter said. "For years, a stretch of border in San Diego identified by the Border Patrol as 'Smugglers Gulch,' which federal law requires be fenced, has been left open and unprotected due to unrelenting legal action initiated by environmental groups.

We should be worried about protecting the American citizen species first and foremost. Let's see if the security swami Chertoff can find it in his gut to get the job done.

Kennedy Blimp Serviced

Too busy to blog today.

Being a single dad with two teenage dughters gets a little busy sometimes.

However, for your entertainment, I give you an article on the Kennedy blimp, maintained at taxpayer expense while good folk are in need. Enjoy the rest of your day.

Getting Gagged By Google

Google has banned advertisements critical of MoveOn.org. The ads, placed by a firm working for Republican Senator Susan Collins’ re-election campaign, were, according to Google, removed for violating trademark policy. I'll bet! Google certainly seems to be, shall we say selective, in its enforcement of policy.

According to this article, the banned advertisements said, “Susan Collins is MoveOn’s primary target. Learn how you can help” and “Help Susan Collins stand up to the MoveOn.org money machine.” The ads linked to Collins’ campaign Web site with a headline reading “MoveOn.org has made Susan Collins their #1 target.” The Collins Web site claims that MoveOn has contributed $250,000 to her likely Democratic opponent and has run nine ads against her costing nearly $1 million. The Web site also displays MoveOn.org’s controversial “General Betray Us” ad.

Google seems to be learning much from their Chinese friends. Also, check out this article at American Thinker.

What exactly is the Google agenda?

Listening To Jimmy Is The Real Torture

There is no depth to which Jimmy Carter will not sink. Certainly in the running for most mediocre American leader of all time, Jimmy seems to think that by throwing accusations at others his own failed presidency will not look quite so bad. Now he is accusing us of torture. The only torture is having to listen to this wizened old fool.

As I have said before, Jimmy is merely Billy Carter sober and wearing shoes. The problem is he, like his brother, tends to pee in appropriate places. It's time to put him in depends, give him a sedative and put him in a room where he can play with Democrat sock puppets.

Say goodnight Jimmy, no, better yet, say goodbye.

Thank You, Rehab

Missing Mayor Robert Levy has shown up back at home after leaving a clinic for treatment of substance abuse and mental health issues, his lawyer said Tuesday.

The usual pattern prevails, screw up and go to rehab. Then you are a victim instead of a perpetrator. It all falls under the strategy of damage control so hopefully you won't be held accountable.

San Francisco Mayor Gavin Newsom did it, although I can't imagine what you could have to apologize for in that modern day Sodom.

Patrick Kennedy, continuing a fine family tradition, did it. Again, why the Kennedy's would have to apologize for doing what comes naturally to them is surprising.

Then, there was Mark Foley who used it too, after being caught in cybersex with teenagers.

Celebrities and politicians love rehab, it's "the devil made me do it" of our time. It used to be you found Jesus and some, like Michael Vick, still try that route. Now, most find rehab, the requirements are so much easier and one doesn't have to repent. After all, you did nothing wrong.

Baggy Pants Berger Gets The Clinton OK

Well, the Clintons have been reunited with booster boy Burger. Just another proof of the fact that laws, rules, discretion, integrity and good taste do not prevent the Clintons from doing whatever the hell they desire.

Sandy Berger stole highly classified terrorism documents from the National Archives, destroyed them and lied to investigators. However, he is now an adviser to Hillary Clinton. Good grief, even John Kerry had the good sense to fire Berger when the scandal broke in 2004.

The Clinton campaign declined to comment because after all whose business is it what they do? Be prepared for more of the same low class, self serving garbage if Hillary gains power.