The Karma Just Ran Over Cooper's Dogma

The chickens have flown the coop. Anderson Cooper is fading in the ratings. What goes around comes around and the gay promoter of "emo-journalism" has a lot coming back to him.

There's no longer George Bush to kick around anymore and after Lou Dobbs announced his resignation, CNN suffered a 25% decline among all viewers in Dobbs' 7pm time slot, and a 26% decline among adults 25-54. Isn't that interesting.

Don't worry about Anderson though he's doing what he does best. According to the New York Post, Cooper has been consoling himself over falling ratings by living it up in Jaipur, India, at one of the world's most opulent hotels. The CNN "star" was spotted Tuesday with his muscular friend, Benjamin Maisani, an owner of East Village gay bar Eastern Bloc.

The Post quoted its source as saying, "Anderson's room has a large round bathtub. On the first night it was filled with bubbles and sprinkled with red rose petals." Isn't that special?

CNN declined to comment. Awww, I wonder why.