America Goes for the Hat Trick

A source tells The Associated Press that President Barack Obama is considering California Supreme Court Justice Carlos Moreno and more than five other people as nominees for the Supreme Court.

An official familiar with Obama's decision-making said others include Solicitor General Elena Kagan, Michigan Gov. Jennifer Granholm, Homeland Security Secretary Janet Napolitano and U.S. Appeals Court judges Sonia Sotomayor and Diane Pamela Wood—people who have been mentioned frequently as potential candidates.

Carlos Moreno? He who penned the brilliant, "We perceive no reason why both parents of a child cannot be women." Behind him plays the song, Don't know much about history, Don't know much biology, Don't know much about a science book etc. etc. etc.

Janet Napolitano? She who offered such sage advice as, "if you are sick, stay home."

Well, we now have two totally inept branches of government, it may as well be all three.