Saturday, January 01, 2005

2005 Wish List for Berger, Osama, Kerry, Rather and Moore

Happy New Year! in order to make it truly happy, here are a few things I'm wishing for:

Prosecution and sentencing of Sandy(funny pants) Berger with full coverage by the media.

Long lingering death for Osama bin (hiding out) Laden and his followers. Curses upon them.

Complete release of all military records of John Kerry (me back to ole Mass.).

In depth interviews with Dan Rather ( I hadn't lied about Bush) regarding his ghostly conversations at cBS.

Autobiographical documentary by Michael Moore (than anyone wants to see) where he inserts a cord in his navel, paints Goodyear on his side and trys to register himself in the Macy's parade.

These are just a few of my dreams. Have a great 2005!




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