Global Warming Hits The Senate

There has been a series of small fires in the Senate office building. One was detected and put out Friday morning. It was the latest of about seven fires in the Dirksen and Hart buildings in the past two months. Most have been in women's restrooms.

Four fires were set October 3 and two were started the last week in September. There are no suspects and no one has been arrested, she said.

Let me suggest asking Harry Reid. I'm sure he can tie it to global warming as he did with the fires in California. Why the whole country is a veritable tinderbox waiting to be set off by one of Dick Cheney's errant gunshots.

At first I suspected Larry Craig, thinking he was sending gay smoke signals from a stall, but then they said it was the ladies room so I ruled him out. Still, he could be cross dressing just to throw the police off his trail.

Anyone else have any suspects?