A second grade teacher asked her students what their parents did for a living. "Jimmy, you be first," she said. "What does your mother do all day?"
Jimmy stood up and proudly said, "She's a Mommy and a Wife. She takes care of the home and me and my sister and my daddy too."
"That's wonderful," the teacher said, "and how about you, Jennifer, what does your Dad do all day?" Jennifer proudly stood up and said, "My father works at the Post Office, he is a mailman."
"Thank you, Jennifer. What about your father, Bobby?"
Bobby proudly stood up and announced boldly, "My daddy plays piano in a whorehouse."
The teacher, stunned, promptly changed the subject to spelling. Later that day she called Bobby's house. Bobby's father answered the phone. The teacher explained what his son had said, and asked why he would say such a horrible thing.
Bobby's father explained, "I'm actually an attorney for the ACLU, but how can I explain a thing like that to my seven-year-old?"
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