Monday, February 05, 2007

And That's Not All

"Giant achievements" by Iran will be unveiled by its president, Mahmoud Ahmadinejad. So stated the Iranian news agency, Fars (is that Farsi for Far out?) Iranian technological and medical breakthroughs, including a cure for AIDS were announced. "After seven long years of arduous work, Iranian scientists here on Saturday introduced a herbal medicine which cures Acquired Immune Deficiency Syndrome," Fars reported. "The drug named 'IMOD' is completely effective and safe with no proven side effects," Iran's Minister of Health Kamran Bagheri Lankarani claimed.

They need to start working on a cure for the delusions of adequacy that seem to have seized their leadership. They're beginning to believe their own bs. Forget the nukes we need to drop a net on these guys and get an I love myself jacket on Mahmoud their infomercial pitchman. What a pack of psychos!

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