Let Them Really Hug A Tree

From Washington's liberal la la land comes the story of Gareth Groves who bought a new Hummer. He has the misfortune to live in a neighborhood of under medicated and unrestrained tin foil hat wearers. Two masked men smashed the windows, slashed the tires and scratched into the car's body: "FOR THE ENVIRON."

Groves says he has had a number of people drive by and glare at him.

"I'd say one in five people who come by have that 'you-got-what-you-deserve' look," said his friend Andy Sexton.

Neighbor Lucille Liem, who owns a Prius hybrid, said that a common sentiment in the neighborhood is that large vehicles such as the Hummer are impractical and a strain on the Earth.

"The neighborhood in general is very concerned with the environment," said Liem, whose Prius gets about 48 miles a gallon compared with the Hummer's 14 miles a gallon. "It's more liberal leaning. It's ridiculous to be driving a Hummer."

I am no fan of Hummers, nothing to do with the environment, I just think they're expensive eyesores. However, what is ridiculous are these violent left wing lunatics who want to push their opinions down our throats. We need to find them and dispatch them using some nice organic hemp rope.