Hillary Summons Flying Monkeys

Shrillary Clinton is almost right about something. There is a vast conspiracy, but it's not right wing, it's Clintonista.

Last week her minions sent out a mass e-mail asking supporters to sign a petition calling for Attorney General Alberto Gonzales to resign. Now one of her chief demons, Patti Solis Doyle, has a new e-mail. You can almost hear the crone-like cackles in this one. "Let’s keep the pressure on. Since tens of thousands of you joined Hillary in calling for Attorney General Alberto Gonzales to resign, we have learned even more about the political motivations behind the firings of several U.S. attorneys.

We know now that the White House’s involvement goes even deeper than we thought – all the way to Karl Rove and beyond – and we likely won’t find out the whole story until there is a full Congressional investigation. But one thing is still clear: Alberto Gonzales needs to go.”

All this evil brought to you by the Hillary Clinton for President Exploratory Committee.

Thanks, NewsMax.