Saturday, April 02, 2005

I Can't Hear you

''Guilty, your honor,'' Berger responded when asked how he pleaded.

Who's a lying sack of manure?

''Guilty, your honor,'' Berger responded.

Who made up the worst excuse since "the dog ate my homework." ?

''Guilty, your honor,'' Berger responded.

Who was the top national secuity aide for the most lying lecher to ever inhabit the oval office?

''Guilty, your honor,'' Berger responded.

Who deserves to be paper cut to death with the stolen paperwork?

''Guilty, your honor,'' Berger responded.

It didn't happen that way, but it should have.




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