Skipping Over Scripture Like a Crosswalk in San Francisco

The first openly gay Anglican bishop has sparked outrage for suggesting that Jesus might have been homosexual.

The Rt Rev Gene Robinson, the Bishop of New Hampshire in the Episcopal Church of the United States, said that Jesus was an unmarried, "non-traditional man" who did not uphold family values, "travelled with a bunch of men" and enjoyed an especially close relationship with one of his disciples.

Bishop Robinson, who married his partner, Mark, said that he had come to reconcile his sexuality with his faith and could feel "God's light and God's life ooze over me like warm butter".

If there's a hot spot in hell, this guy's making a reservation. His butter will melt and ooze for eternity.

The pope dies and this guy lives, I guess we get what we deserve...that would explain Clinton too.

Tip of the stetson to the Telegraph.