Venezuelan President Hugo Chavez has instructed his countrymen to take three minute showers. Because, under his brilliant leadership the country is having problems supplying water and electricity.
"Some people sing in the shower, in the shower half an hour," he said during a televised cabinet meeting. "No kids, three minutes is more than enough. I've counted, three minutes, and I don't stink."
Yeah, you do stink Hugo, maybe not with the aroma of your great unwashed pal Ahmadinejad, but you do stink.
How long before Obama hears about this and appoints a shower Czar for the US?