Mister Fix It McCain

John McCain is still hoping he can pass the shamnesty. "People want us to resolve this issue. The majority of Americans support a comprehensive approach to it," McCain said. "This is a burning issue," he said. "Every town hall meeting I have there is this kind of deep concern. But there's also a desire to see us do something. They wonder, 'Why won't you fix it?' That's why they send us to Washington. To fix things."

We sent you to Washington to represent us. If there is something that needs fixing, it is because you broke it, you and your fellow jackals.

The immigration problem needs fixing because you all allowed it to fall apart by not enforcing the laws already in place and by failing to fund the necessary tools to do so. It's just like you've done with the wall. You pass legislation telling us we're getting a wall and then you fail to fund all of it.

When you think you've done something the American people will like you're all out in the spotlight. But, when you're selling us down the river, it's all behind closed doors.

Well, John, perhaps as Fred Thompson gathers steam and helps crush your grand aspirations of oval office omnipotence you will begin to undertsand that this is supposed to be government of, for and by the people and not the egotistical elites of the senate aristocracy.

Reality TV?

Edwards To Unleash Peace Corps Against Terrorists

John Edwards has a new national security strategy plan to protect us. He will create a 10,000-person civilian peace corps to stop the spread of terrorism.

The New York Sun reports, "A Strategy to Shut Down Terrorists and Stop Terrorism Before It Starts" — calls for a 10,000-person "Marshall Corps" to deal with issues ranging from worldwide poverty and economic development to clean drinking water and micro-lending. He said investing in those areas would shore up weak nations and help ensure that terrorism does not take root there. That, he said, would allow the country to stop potential terrorists before they even join the ranks.

This is why Edwards can campaign with a looney like Danny Glover. He is clueless. Ten thousand peaceniks singing Kumbaya are not going to win the war on terror. Instead they will become hostages to the islamomaniacs around the globe and headless tributes to Edwards' incredible ignorance.

More Obama Bucks Given Away

Just a few days ago, I wrote about how Obama had to give tainted donation money to charity. Those were contributions from Tony Rezko and Ali Ata. Well, Barak, there you go again.

He is now donating $10,000 from Joseph Aramanda, the guy who has managed Tony Rezko's pizza parlors and also $6,500 from a Dr. Paul Ray.

Obama's spokesman Bill Burton says that the Illinois senator did not personally know Ata, Aramanda or Ray. Yet, Obama hired Aramanda's son as a summer intern in his Senate office after Rezko recommended him. Oh what a tangled web he weaves.

Thanks, NewsMax.

Weekend Funny

John Edwards' True Colors

John Edwards is showing his true colors by campaigning in South Carolina with socialist, dictator lover Danny Glover.

Glover said Edwards understands the needs of the working poor and that the campaign is telling their story. "This is a campaign about real democracy," Glover said.

One wonders how Glover, a fan of Fidel Castro and Hugo Chavez would define real democracy. His buddy Hugo recently gave him $18 million to make a movie. Why would Danny accept this money from a man who was, at the same time, silencing television stations in Venezuela. Is that your idea of real democracy, Danny?

Anyone who would ally themselves with a leftwing nutcase like Glover is unfit for public office. Remember, Glover's other political pal was the crazed former Georgia Congresswoman Cynthia McKinney.

Justice Denied

WE HAVE MET THE ENEMY AND THEY ARE US

Can we be any dumber in how we conduct ourselves? Does the fact that we are in a war for the very survival of all we hold sacred not matter?

The Administration And Congress Are Lying

Go to Townhall and listen to what the the National Association of Border Patrol Officers has to say about the shamnesty now being concocted in Washington by Bush and Kennedy. Chairman Kent Lundgren states, “First and most dangerous, is the fact that there will be no meaningful criminal or terrorist record checks of the applicants. If the amnesty passes, we will legalize them despite what past history they may have. Despite what the Administration and Congress say about record checks to ease voters’ minds, they are lying about it.”

This bill only allows one single business day to find out if the applicant is a criminal. If nothing suspicious turns up within 24 hours, the applicant would immediately be given a probationary z visa that would be valid for up to six months.

I have been involved in backround checks in business. It cannot be done thoroughly in one day. It cannot even be done superficially in one day.

Lundgren sums it up well,“There is no way that record checks can be done on that many people in a limited time frame. And the provision that checks must be completed within 24 hours would be laughable if it were not so outrageous, told obviously to deceive.”

There it is folks, the intent by our elected officials to deceive us. It is clear and obvious that the Kennedys, Kyls, McCains, Clintons and the rest of the DC shamnesty mobsters are liars and charlatans.

“And, it makes no mention of foreign criminal record checks, which are simply an impossibility,” Lundgren added. “There won’t even be an attempt made there.”

So, we're going to allow foreigners, who have already broken our laws just by being here, to travel freely about our nation without ever checking to see if they have a criminal record in their own country or anywhere else outside this country. That is the kind of homeland security this administration and this congress want us to have. This is outrageous, but it gets even worse.

The bill also allows illegal-alien gang members to sign a “renunciation of gang affiliation” that would clear the applicant of past gang affiliation and help them obtain a visa. Another provision shelters illegal aliens who have defied a court ruling to leave the country. If the illegal alien, called an “absconder” in this context, could prove leaving the United States “would result in extreme hardship” to the absconder or immediate family, the criminal alien would be permitted to apply for a z visa.

Is it any wonder our senate full of traitors and quislings assembled this document of disaster behind closed doors? We need to know who introduced these parts of the bill and who supported them and why. If this bill is as great as John McCain would have us believe, then the senators responsible should get full credit. The truth is they are ashamed to stand before the good people of this nation and admit they are responsible for this piece of treason.

Where are the ropes and horses when you need them?

Americans, Doing The Jobs Illegals Should Do, But Won't

Here's a little advertised fact about our illegal invasion. After three years of cleanups, the federal government has achieved no better than a 1 percent solution for the problem of trash left in southern Arizona by illegal border-crossers.

Cleanup crews from various agencies, volunteer groups and the Tohono O'odham Nation hauled about 250,000 pounds of trash from thousands of acres of federal, state and private land across southern Arizona from 2002 to 2005, says the U.S. Bureau of Land Management. But that's only a fraction of the nearly 25 million pounds of trash thought to be out there.

Yes, America, these are the future citizens that Kennedy and Bush want to inflict upon you. The trash these upstanding invaders bring you includes, but is not limited to, water bottles, razors, medications, batteries, cell phones, radios, homemade weapons and human waste. Alien gifts for America are strewn about on private and public property alike.

The deposits of used toilet paper, human feces and rotting food is a health and safety issue for residents and visitors, a new BLM report says.

The law should allow for using apprehended illegals to clean up the areas violated by them and their compadres. However, this government seems to have little or no interest in protecting the property of American citizens.

Illegal immigrants should pick up the trash themselves, said Cindy Kolb, who helped found the group Civil Homeland Defense. "Our mothers did not pay someone to pick up our trash," Kolb said. "We were taught to pick it up ourselves and to practice civic pride as law-abiding citizens."

That's the key phrase, Cindy, "law-abiding citizens."

The Democrats' Idea Of Honest Government

Well, guess what everyone, mister frosty fingers, William Jefferson, has been indicted. The Chairperson of the Board of Directors for the Congressional Black Caucus Foundation and member of the Ways and Means Committee was hit with 16 counts related to bribery, racketeering, obstruction of justice and money laundering.

This is the guy the Black Caucus rallied around after he was caught red handed with $90,000 in alleged bribe money in his freezer. Do you think that was because they believed he was innocent or was there another reason? It couldn't be race, could it?

When Pelosi told Jefferson he should resign his post on the House Ways and Means Committee “in the interest of upholding the high ethical standard of the House Democratic Caucus,” he accused her of discrimination. Was he playing the race card?

Oh yeah, this is all happening because the white devils are out to get him. The Black Caucus is no shock with hypocrites like Charlie Rangel and John Conyers coming to Jefferson's defense. Pelosi, being the liberal coward that she is, was to afraid to stand her ground.

What smart citizens they have in Lousiana, electing this guy and Ray Nagin to office again.

Edwards' Epiphany

Thompson Speaks

Fred Thompson just made his first appearance since announcing he is running in the 2008 presidential race. He criticized the immigration pact in Congress and said the United States was battling threats from "forces of evil."

"This is a battle between the forces of civilization and the forces of evil and we've got to choose sides," Thompson said. Fred has it right. That is what the war comes down to and civilization, as we here in America know it, is on the line. The future of our children and grandchildren hangs in the balance, threatened by the barbarians who literally are at our gates.

Thompson got a standing ovation from the crowd with a call for stronger borders and an attack on the immigration compromise pending in Congress.

"This is our home and we get to decide who can come into our home," he said.

More info here.

Clucking Clinton

Terrorists Foiled Again

Four men have been charged with conspiring to blow up jet fuel supply tanks and pipelines at John F. Kennedy International Airport. Russell Defreitas, a U.S. citizen and native Guyanan, Abdul Kadir of Guyana, Kareem Ibrahim of Trinidad, and Abdel Nur are the suspects.

I don't want to profile anyone, but five will get you ten that they're members of the friendly faith of peace and tolerance.

More info here.

New Jobs In Lawn Care, Courtesy Of Clinton

Hillary, reaping the benefits of what liberals have done to our educational system.

Obama's Charity Begins At Home

A supporter of Barack Obama has been charged in a $10 million fraud scheme.

Remember Antoin Rezko? When Obama bought a little mansion on Chicago's South Side for $300,000 less than the asking price, that very same day Antoin "Tony" Rezko a Democrat Party fund raiser bought an adjacent empty lot at the asking price from the same owner that sold Obama the house. Coincidence? Wait, there's more.

Six months later Rezko, an old acquaintance of Barak sold him 1,500 square feet of the property giving Obama a nice side yard. Rezko has since been charged with trying to shake down investment firms that wanted to do business with the state. He and his wife had donated $11,500 personally to the 2004 Obama Senate campaign, which Obama eventually donated to the Better Boys Foundation in Chicago two weeks after Rezko's indictment.

Now, Ali Ata, the former executive director of the Illinois Finance Authority, has been charged with trying to help Rezko in a fraud scheme. It turns out that Ata donated $5,000 to Obama's Senate campaign. When questioned by AP, Obama's spokesman Bill Burton said $5,000 from the Senate campaign account would be donated to an unspecified charity.

Is that all it takes? When you're caught taking donations and dealing with known unsavory characters you just give the money to charity and all is forgiven and forgotten? It seems to have as much power as going to rehab. Yet, that's how the press treats liberals, giving them a special amnesty.

True ethics requires making every attempt to remain above reproach and I remain unconvinced that it is the goal of most politicians.

Weekend Funny

Bush Abuses Base

George Bush has abandoned his base and is now completely out of control. Eerily Clintonesque in his desperation to leave a respectable legacy, he has taken to insulting his supporters implying they are ignorant, unpatriotic bigots. The truth is he has failed and unable to turn that failure around, he is now engaged in the great American blame game.

Peggy Noonan states the case when she says, "What conservatives and Republicans must recognize is that the White House has broken with them. What President Bush is doing, and has been doing for some time, is sundering a great political coalition. This is sad, and it holds implications not only for one political party but for the American future."

Read the entire column here.

TB Andrew, It's All About Him

The celf-centered idiot, Andrew Speaker, who continued with wedding and honeymoon plans despite warnings not to travel because of his tuberculosis, is defended by his father who said,"The way he's been shown and spoken about on TV, it's like a terrorist traveling around the world escaping authorities. It's blown out of proportion immensely."

With a parent like that is it any wonder this modern day "Typhoid Mary" feels it's ok to do what you want and ask forgiveness later?

As for the border inspector who disregarded a computer warning to stop Speaker and don protective gear, he is just another indication of why this immigration bill will never work and why our borders and ports of entry need to be rigidly protected and controlled.

Hillary's Poisoned Fruit

Shillary the socialist, like her Democrat opponents Obama and Edwards, is already proposing to raise taxes on upper-income Americans. "It's time for a new beginning, for an end to government of the few, by the few, and for the few, time to reject the idea of an ‘on your own' society and to replace it with shared responsibility for shared prosperity," she said. "I prefer a ‘we're all in it together' society."

If any of these economy killing Donk dolts manages to get themselves elected, we will all be in it together, it being the biggest manure pile of stagnation and economic depression this country has seen in a long, long time.

What's Right For America ?

According to our president opponents of his illegal amnesty legacy which was conjured up in secret, out of sight of American citizens, "don't want to do what's right for America."

Yet, we are to believe that a bill to benefit foreign lawbreakers, that tramples on our laws and sovereignty and is against the wishes of a vast American majority is good. Someone give this man a reality pill.

Bush says, "The fundamental question is, will elected officials have the courage necessary to put a comprehensive immigration plan in place." I beg to differ, Mr. President. The fundamental question is why have you and your bevy of fellow betrayers not had the courage to enforce the laws already on the books? Why do you pick and choose those laws you want obeyed?

What's good for America is the enforcement of our existing laws, the securing of our borders and the deportation of everyone that has no legal right to be here. Now, for once, have the courage to go and do your job as outlined by law and by your oath of office.

The Chavez Fairness Doctrine

This is why Hugo is a hero to the fringe left like Danny Glover. He just forced a television station critical of his leftist government off the air, accusing it of "subversive" activities and of backing a 2002 coup against him. He also accused the station of violating broadcast laws and "poisoning" Venezuelans with programming that promoted capitalism. Chavez says he is democratizing the airwaves by turning the network's signal over to public use.

Yes, the left loves Hugo because he is a the kind of despot they can support.

Is Jon Kyl Feeling The Arizona Heat ?

Jon Kyl sits by a pay phone.
Could he be awaiting his next instructions from Teddy Kennedy?

Jon Kyl said his office has been swamped with angry, sometimes vitriolic, reaction. He estimated that sentiment is running "10 to 1" against the Senate legislation.

"At the fringe, there are some folks who should remember what their mother told them on how to act," Kyl said during a meeting Friday with the editorial board of The Arizona Republic.

If Jon's mother or father ever taught him anything about integrity, perhaps he could do us all a favor and remember that. People tend to get upset when you deliberately mislead them about your intentions and betray their trust. There are no words too pejorative to describe a Judas like you, Jon.

During the last election Kyl stood with a group of Arizona sheriffs and condemned his opponent for supporting the 1986 amnesty. Now, he supports the biggest shamnesty of all time. Again, Jon, there are no comments too disparaging to describe you. The backlash has not yet begun.

Memorial Day

Remembering the men and women of the US military who have died in service to our nation.

Kennedy And Kyl Opening The Floodgates

While the quislings Kennedy and Kyl laugh it up in Washington over their bill of betrayal, events in Mexico give us a good idea what we may anticipate if this abomination is made law.

Let's begin here. Earlier this month a pre-dawn attack by dozens of heavily armed men in the town of Cananea, only 20 miles south of Arizona, left four police dead. Two other officers were found severely beaten. Sonora's governor revealed that police in Cananea and Agua Prieta (another border town) were being investigated involving corruption allegations.

Also this month, a police commander in the wealthy Monterrey suburb, San Nicolas de los Garza, was killed by gunmen wielding automatic rifles. The leader of a state investigative police team was killed in Hermosillo, the Sonora state capital. Gunmen also killed the chief of criminal investigations in the Gulf coast state of Tabasco

A newspaper in the northwestern Mexican state of Sonora announced it will shut down temporarily amid continued criminal attacks and threats. Recently, unidentified assailants tossed a hand grenade from a passing car at the offices of the newspaper, located in the Sonoran capital of Hermosillo, following a similar attack in April.

Earlier this year, Hector Ayala, chief of police in the wealthy town of San Pedro Garza Garcia outside Monterrey, was killed when a car overtook his vehicle and opened fire. Four hours before that happened, Sabinas Hidalgo police chief Javier Garcia was abducted by armed assailants, bound and shot in the back of the head. His body was found alongside a highway outside the farming town of 30,000, about 50 miles north of Monterrey and 80 miles south of the U.S. border at Laredo, Texas.

While the list goes on and on showing what danger lurks at our borders , those with no integrity, like our lying Senator Jon Kyl here in Arizona, continue to plot against us.

Out From The Shadows, One Illegal At A Time

Out from the shadows now, another illegal was found doing the work Americans won't do. From AP comes this little story of imported crime.

In Mission, Texas police say the jingle of an ice cream truck meant pot-sickles. Elementary school students tipped them off to an ice cream truck driver who was apparently selling $5 and $10 bags of marijuana from the truck.

I guess the kids weren't familiar with the sanctuary, politically correct, liberal handbook on how illegals are to receive special tratment.

Raymundo Flores, a 40-year-old illegal immigrant from Mexico, was arrested Thursday on charges of possession of marijuana. His customers were mostly in the third, fourth and fifth grades.

Why We Need To Win

Ayman al-Zawahiri, the deputy leader of Al-Qa'ida, has told his terrorists in Iraq to extend their "holy war" to other nearby nations. He claims they are defeating US forces and tells his mob of murderers to expand their threat of terror.

I wonder if he got this impression by listening to the Democrats, Queen Hillary and her flying legions of surrender monkeys. They seem to be just fine with al-Zawahiri's psychotic vision of an Islamic hell hole fashioned from the remains of Lebanon, Palestine and Syria. Wouldn't that stabilize the Middle East?

Do You Think?

A CNN on line poll asks. "Do you think China's military growth should worry the United States? 22% of those responding said no. When I checked that was 17,667 likely Americans who think we have nothing to fear from the Chicoms. If this is not enough to show what ignorance, apathy and the scourge of liberalism have wrought upon our nation, I'm not sure what would be required.

Do none of these people remember that Chinese Major General Zhu Chenghu said China would be prepared to attack the United States with nuclear weapons if U.S. forces intervened in a confrontation with Taiwan?

Are they unaware that China is currently spending two to three times more than the $30 billion per year publicly announced as its defense budget? That is a Pentagon estimate and all that money has gone into building a modern military with the ability to fire nuclear missiles from submarines anywhere in the Pacific Ocean.

Do they not know that the city of Shanghai has constructed a million-square-foot underground bunker complex capable of sheltering 200,000 people from a nuclear attack?

Did they miss the report that China has not only developed, but actually deployed missiles that give it second-strike nuclear capability?

Do they care that the FBI has named China as the biggest espionage threat we face?

Does anything faze these people? God help us, I truly fear for my country if this many among us are oblivious to the evils we face.

Chertoff Secures The Mosques, America Is Safe

The Department of Homeland Security that tells us we can't deport all the illegals, that we can't control our borders, that we can't catch aliens who've overstayed their visas...can give money to mosques to upgrade their security.

Michael Chertoff, who accuses people against amnesty for illegals of wanting the death penalty for them, seems to have no issue with spending American tax dollars to secure the least likely places of worship the islamomaniacs will attack.

Are we to trust this imbecile and his fellow flock of fools to implement a new immigration bill successfully? It is doubtful Chertoff could catch anything more dangerous than a cold and he certainly has no stomach for any real challenge.

Folks, we can't allow these incompetents to continue to endanger us. We must demand that our money be spent to secure this nation and not on coddling those who hate America.

A special thanks to Anna, who got me on the ball about this one.

Weekend Funny

The Carter Curse

Border Bozos

Navarette Nonsense

Ruben Navarette, the resident Hispanic bigot encouraged by CNN, has words of advice for lower class whites and blacks. "Grow up. Stop complaining. And go get more skills. Then you won't have to suffer the humiliation of being driven out of the market by folks with a sixth-grade education who are here illegally and don't even speak English."

I would like CNN to give a column to a white or black person that is allowed to say "Grow up. Stop breaking the laws of the USA. And go fix your piece of crap country. Then you won't have to suffer the humiliation of sneaking in where you don't belong and aren't wanted."

Navarette needs to change his citizenship and go live in Mexico where he would be more comfortable than having to rub elbows with the white devils. It's bigots like him that are ruining this nation.

Bill Richardson Striking Out Again

Fantasy plagued Bill Richardson, although seemingly cured of his bout of baseball unreality has unfortunately succumbed to pretend time again. Believing himself to be a viable candidate for the White House team, he has thrown his cap into the on deck circle and waits anxiously to be called on to hit.

Speculation is that because there have been many great baseball talents of Hispanic descent, Bill thought he could feign his fame in that arena. Now, because immigration is an issue he is trying to ride his Hispanic roots to notoriety once again. Unfortunately for Bill, being part Hispanic is not enough and talent is required, an area in which Bill is sorely lacking.

Back to the minors Bill!

Many thanks to Moonbattery for the picture of Bill missing a high hard one!

Jimmy Carter Says, Depends

Former President Jimmy Carter said Monday his remarks were "careless or misinterpreted" when he said the Bush administration has been the "worst in history" for its impact around the world.

Well, which one is it you dementia ridden old fool? Either get your crap together or shut the hell up.

Security, Jimmy's loose in the hallway again! Bring a mop.

Tell Them Hell, No

Go here to review the shamnesty handing over our nation to millions of foreign lawbreakers. Thanks to The Truth Laid Bear for the hard work.

It's time to get the tar and feathers ready. Warn your Senators that Americans will not tolerate this betrayal of our nation. Speak, loudly, boldly and often.

Out Of The Shadows

From NewsMax comes a report that an illegal alien has been charged with shooting a Wisconsin sheriff's deputy in the face and killing him.

Ezeiquiel Lopez was charged in the death of Kenosha County Sheriff's Deputy Frank Fabiano. According to the article, Lopez admits to drinking tequila on the night of the murder and doing cocaine. But he told investigators that he doesn't remember shooting anyone.

Lopez's prior criminal record includes:

2001: arrested in Utah for lewd and lascivious conduct.
2003: arrested in Texas on a gun charge.
2003: picked-up in Missouri for drunk driving.
2004: arrested on charges of domestic battery, disorderly conduct, bail jumping.

He was never deported, but he is out of the shadows now.

"We can find no record of having had contact with this individual before or having had him referred to us by another law enforcement agency," Tim Counts of Immigration and Customs Enforcement stated.

So, the failure of law enforcement to do the right thing resulted in the death of one of their own. Playing politically correct, liberal politics pays a high price.

Now, what makes any rational person think when the Shamnesty is passed things will improve? Is anyone naive enough to believe that a government that won't protect its borders will do a good job of enforcing new legislation? Prepare America.

The Shadow Knows What Evil Lurks

I can't listen to President Bush talk about illegals. Whoever came up with the phrase "come out of shadows" should first be kneecapped, then flayed alive and finally have salt applied to their wounds with steel wool.

People are only in the shadows because they have broken the law and have something to hide. Bank robbers, drug dealers, pedophiles all operate in the shadows. Shall we legalize their desires so they can come out into the light of day?

The Senate of the United States put this travesty of an amnesty bill together in the shadows, behind closed doors. If it's good enough for Teddy Kennedy, it's good enough for the illegals.

Lofgren Preps The Whore House For Business

While the Senate quislings have been conducting cabals behind closed doors to formulate the betrayal of the American public, the traitors in the House have been busy as well. Representative Zoe Lofgren, D-San Jose, chairs the House Judiciary Subcommittee on Immigration, Citizenship, Refugees, Border Security and International Law. The Senate pimps have their madam.

Back in January, I warned about this illegal lover from California. Next month she and her jackals will create their own immigration monster bill, probably a rehash of Luis Guttierrez's STRIVE Act which allows guest workers after 5 years, $500 and English and American history classes (why bother?) to apply for citizenship. They will then move to conference with the Senate and a bill will go to Bush who will sign away the deed to America.

The idiots in Congress don't seem to get it. The illegals don't want to become Americans, they don't even like Americans. They just want to use this nation for whatever they can beg, borrow or steal from it and then return to their country of origin.

He's Got No Brains To Help Him Talk

Whoever is doing Jimmy's assisted living, please be advised he's off his meds again. Forgetting his own failed and disgraceful one interminable presidency, Carter says Bush's administration is "the worst in history" in international relations. Does the Iran debacle not haunt your every breathing moment, malaise man?

Jimmy babbles on, "The overt reversal of America's basic values as expressed by previous administrations, including those of George H.W. Bush and Ronald Reagan and Richard Nixon and others, has been the most disturbing to me." Well, Jimmy you are disturbed, there's little doubt about that.

It's time to put Carter in an "I love myself" jacket and send him back to the weenies gone wild ward.

Shamnesty Strikes

Putting their heads together to make a complete ass of themselves are Homeland Absurdity's Emilio Gonzalez and Michael Chertoff. They are busy pretending to fix our out of control borders while the quislings in Washington prepare to pimp Lady Liberty to millions of illegals.

Contact your senators and tell them to kill the shamnesty bill !

Hat tip to Debbie Schlussel for the Shamnesty sign created by Bob McCarty.

Madman McCain

John McCain, premier graduate of the Alec Baldwin anger management clinic, reached for the four letter word of enthusiasm recently according to the Washington Post. Actually John has given the big FU to conservatives and Americans across the nation with his arrogant amnesty attitude regarding illegals.

The Post article says things erupted when Republican Senator John Cornyn of Texas started voicing concerns about the number of judicial appeals that illegal immigrants could receive. McCain complained that Cornyn was raising petty points and used the words "chicken s***" to describe Cornyn's objections.

Then Cornyn accused McCain of being too busy campaigning for the presidency to take part in the negotiations, which have gone on for months behind closed doors. "Wait a second here," Cornyn said to McCain. "I've been sitting in here for all of these negotiations and you just parachute in here on the last day. You're out of line."

"F*** you! I know more about this than anyone else in the room," shouted McCain at Cornyn. This is typical loose cannon McCain in action. Obviously, we do not want him for president and I am ashamed he represents my home state. Hopefully after another unsuccessful attempt at attaining the White House he will just fade away.

Amnesty By Any Other Name Still Stinks

Senate Stacking The Deck

Now is the time for all good Americans to tell the traitors in Washington, "We're mad as hell and we're not going to take it anymore!"

The Loser Lopez Lament

Why wasn't the media offended by George Lopez and his rant over losing his show? According to the LA Times, crybaby Lopez had this little tantrum, "TV just became really, really white again."

What is this crap? The next time an Hispanic gets a show or a special what would happen if a white person said TV is getting browner now? They would get the Imus shuffle, but Georgie gets a free pass on his racist remark.

I've watched Lopez on and off during his career, I don't find him nearly as funny as Carlos Mencia. And, I tried watching his show, but it just wasn't that good. This outburst sounds more like the anger of a sober drunk who still wants to blame the world for his problems. No thanks, George, here's one guy who won't be making your audience a little whiter.

Weekend Funny

American Quislings

On Wednesday there was a vote in the Senate over cutting off funds to support the war in Iraq.

What follows is a list of those who would have our nation surrender and begin the slow, torturous trek down the road to destruction. Here are the real enemies of the Republic.

California

Boxer (D) Yes; Feinstein (D) Yes.

Connecticut

Dodd (D) Yes

Delaware

Biden (D) Yes

Hawaii

Akaka (D) Yes; Inouye (D) Yes.

Illinois

Durbin (D) Yes; Obama (D) Yes.

Iowa

Harkin (D) Yes

Maryland

Cardin (D) Yes; Mikulski (D) Yes.

Massachusetts

Kennedy (D) Yes; Kerry (D) Yes.

Michigan

Stabenow (D) Yes

Minnesota

Klobuchar (D) Yes

Nevada

Reid (D) Yes

New Jersey

Lautenberg (D) Yes; Menendez (D) Yes.

New York

Clinton (D) Yes; Schumer (D) Yes.

Oregon

Wyden (D) Yes

Rhode Island

Whitehouse (D) Yes

Vermont

Leahy (D) Yes; Sanders (I) Yes.

Washington

Cantwell (D) Yes; Murray (D) Yes.

West Virginia

Byrd (D) Yes

Wisconsin

Feingold (D) Yes; Kohl (D) Yes.

Hump Day Humor

Becoming Complacent

In an exclusive NewsMax interview, FBI Director Robert S. Mueller III says Osama bin Laden and his group desperately want to obtain nuclear devices and explode them in American cities, especially New York and Washington, D.C. He also says the Bureau believes the terrorist leader continues to communicate with al-Qaida cells, some of which remain in the U.S.

Mueller states the threat of a nuclear attack is so real he sometimes wakes up in the middle of the night worrying about that possibility.

Perhaps the most troubling statement is that Mueller worries that "we are in danger of becoming complacent."

"Al-Qaida is tremendously patient and thinks nothing about taking years to infiltrate persons in and finding the right personnel and opportunity to undertake an attack.

"And we cannot become complacent, because you look around the world, and whether it's London or Madrid or Bali or recently Casablanca or Algiers, attacks are taking place."

Mueller adds the U.S. must remain vigilant. He says our security efforts must "adapt to the new threat landscape."

He then adds: "We are going to be hit at some point. It's just a question of when and to what extent."

The Democrats and their leftwing supporters are responsible for much of the complacency, but the Republicans must shoulder some of the blame also. Those who have failed to secure our borders and want amnesty for illegals all will be responsible if al-Qaida succeds in another attack on our nation. I only hope, if it happens, that the people rise up and drag these traitors from their plush offices and deliver justice on the spot.

Read the whole interview here.

Hamas Peace Plan

UNhinged

The UN has once again proven itself to be a worthless, idiotic organization. This time they put Robert Mugabe's Zimbabwe in charge of the Commission on Sustainable Development. This is a group that is supposed to promote economic progress and environmental protection in the world. Zimbabwe is probably the most mismanaged economy in the world with an inflation rate above 2000%.

The only thing more mismanaged than Zimbabwe is the UN itself. Why are we still continuing to support this thirdworld playground for terrorists and madmen?

Read more here.

Baltimore Bozo And Sun

In Baltimore, a Department of Public Works Employee displayed how the left embraces censorship and vandalism all in one outburst. Adding to the mix is the local newpaper showing how the media defends such bad behavior when they agree with the act.

The employee, Robert Murrow, in a pathetic bid at humor, described a paint attack on a Rush Limbaugh billboard by saying, "It looks like they took globs of paint and threw it on his face. It looks great. It did my heart good."

This article in the Baltimore Sun attempts to pass it off as some kind of faux pas, a gaffe they call it. Yet, there is no social blunder here. This is a public employee taking glee in the destruction of someone's property because they differ politically. The newspaper, however, would pass this off as a harmless little quip since it was not one of their precious icons that was offended.

Murrow needs to be disciplined and as for the newspaper, hopefully cancelled subscriptions will take their toll.

Weekend Funny

Sanctuary City Equals Sleeper Cell

From Fox News comes word that thanks to the "sanctuary cities" concept the three brothers charged in the Fort Dix terror plot were able to live here 23 years illegally. Even though they accumulated 19 traffic citations among them, law enforcement never reported them to Homeland Security.

It took a store clerk to trip them up and I wouldn't be surprised to see him condemned by the ACLU for invading the terrorists' "privacy." The FBI described the scenario as "dodging a bullet." One individual who decided to get involved and not be politically correct saved us from a tragedy.

Why do the majority of Americans need to continue to be endangered so the liberals can feel good about themselves with their sanctuaries for illegals? We need a federal law that will allow us to prosecute those who choose to abet these lawbreakers that threaten the security and sovereignty of our nation. We need government, federal, state and local that will protect American citizens.

Palestinian Mouse Is Pure Evil

Caught in the act of using a lookalike Mickey Mouse to poison children's minds, the Palestianian government decided to retreat.

Entitled, "Tomorrow's Pioneers," the show was aired on a TV station owned by that ever entertaining group of killers, Hamas. The Muslim Mickey, known as "Farfour" encouraged kids to engage in violence against Israel and America. These Muslims won't tolerate dogs and pigs, but seem to have no problem with rodents.

"What we're dealing with here is pure evil and you can't ignore that," Walt Disney's daughter, Diane Disney Miller, told the New York Daily News. I couldn't have said it any better.

Obamamath

In a fit of liberal exaggeration, Barack Obama increased the number of tornado victims in Kansas by 9,988. There were twelve victims, but 10,000 sounded so much more impressive to Obama. Had George Bush made this error the level of press sarcasm would have gone off the charts, but media darling Barack got a pass for being "caught up in the fervor of a campaign speech."

Liberals love victims, even if they are imagined. Their fantasies play better when fueled by the aroma of death and despair. Obama's speech about the National Guard in Kansas and the war in Iraq would be so much more moving if there were thousands of dead bodies waiting to be recovered. The Democrats will stand on corpses to make themselves look taller and obviously Obama is not ashamed to make the climb.

Hump Day Humor

A Penalty For Your Thoughts?

Rearing Its Ugly Head

Once again the infamous ACLU rears its ugly prejudicial head, cheering the House for passing H.R. 1592, the Local Law Enforcement Hate Crimes Prevention Act. A bill giving only certain Americans special protection before the law violates the very spirit of equality the ACLU pretends to drape itself in. Nothing new, this obnoxious organization is all about special agendas and how it can subvert the will of the American majority and the intent of the Constituion to promote its leftist agenda.

The bill was introduced by Representative John Conyers (D-MI), one of the Democrats' ethics poster children and legislative lunatics.

Sunday Funny

Save Sasquatch

Sasquatch, Bigfoot, the Yeti or Abominable Snowman, whatever you choose to call him, is in danger of extinction. At least Canadian MP Mike Lake thinks so and he has called for Bigfoot to be protected under Canada's species at risk act.

It's nice to know America is not the only country with disturbed individuals, like Al Gore, holding positions of prominence.

I was directed to this little piece of political buffoonery by the babalu blog, a great place to visit. The whole article is here at yahoo.

Weekend Funny

Bubba Joins The Race

We Can't Create Life In Order To Destroy It, Unless

Rudy Giuliani has me confused. Not really, he is a typical politician and seems to have no problem with ethical contradictions.

During the Republicans' first debate of the presidential campaign, he said it would be OK if the Supreme Court upheld its landmark ruling on abortion rights.

"I hate abortion" and encourage adoption, the former New York City mayor said but added that he "would respect a women's right to make a different choice."

However, on the issue of embryonic stem cell research he said, "As long as we're not creating life in order to destroy it, as long as we're not having human cloning ... there is plenty of opportunity to then use federal funds."

The way I read this is if a woman gets pregnant even though she has no intention of birthing a baby and opts for abortion that's OK. This, despite the fact that she created life with the intention of destroying it. Yet if a scientist does it, that's not OK. Excuse me? No wonder we can't get a simple and fair tax code from these idiots.

Battlestars And Burkas

MUSLIM SPACE LAUNCH PLATFORM

Much to the relief of Muslim astronauts worldwide, Malaysia has issued a guideline on essential issues about living in space.

Even while in orbit, Muslims must face the holy city of Mecca, Saudi Arabia, when they pray. The guidebook says astronauts should, if in doubt that the food provided is halal, eat it only to the extent of preventing hunger. Muslim startroopers may decide if they will fast during Ramadan or do a make up for it after they return.

And, of course, the astronauts must never dress indecently wearing scanty spacesuits like the infidels. The Islamic Space Federation, going where no man has desired to go before.

Read about it here.

The Defeatists' Concert

Palestinian Politician Prays For Genocide

From The Jerusalem Post comes a story about Sheik Ahmad Bahr, acting Speaker of the Palestinian Legislative Council. During a sermon at a Sudan mosque he ranted that America and Israel will be annihilated and called upon Allah to kill Jews and Americans "to the very Last One." His prayer ended with, "Oh Allah, vanquish the Jews and their supporters. Oh Allah, count their numbers, and kill them all, down to the very last one. Oh Allah, show them a day of darkness. Oh Allah, who sent down His Book, the mover of the clouds, who defeated the enemies of the Prophet, defeat the Jews and the Americans, and bring us victory over them."

This is the kind of lunatic Pelosi and Reid want to sit down and talk to so they can find some common ground. What nonsense. It is people like the sheik that we are at war with and they will not let us stand down. They are in this for as long as it takes and we must find leaders with the backbone to fight and eliminate them by any and every means possible. We must accept the fact that in the course of destroying the enemy innocent lives will be lost. This does not faze the enemy and we cannot allow it to distract us. Those of you too craven to accept the challenge, shut up and get the hell out of the way.

Hump Day Humor

Unconfirmed Reports

At CNN there are unconfirmed reports that Abu Ayyub al-Masri, the Al Qaeda leader in Iraq has been killed in fighting between rival militant groups.

"We received intelligence reports of al-Masri getting killed in clashes between al-Qaeda in Iraq and other militant groups, at dawn today, in al-Niba'ie in Taji, north of Baghdad," Brig. Gen. Abdul Karim Khalaf said.

According to Khalaf, the reports are based on "very strong intelligence," but he added al-Masri's body has not been seen and stressed that the reported battle was an internal fight between rival militant groups -- no Iraqi troops were involved.

If the vermin have turned on each other so much the better. However, similar reports in the past have, unfortunatley, turned out to be false. Let's wait and see.