Saturday, July 22, 2006

Weekend Funny

A popular Des Moines Barber shop had a new robotic barber installed. A man came in for a haircut and as the robot began to cut his hair it asked him, “What’s your IQ?” The man replied, “130.”

"Indeed," said the robot and he proceeded proceeded to make conversation about physics, astronomy, investments, philosophy, history, etc. The man listened intently and said, “This is excellent.”

Later, another fellow came in and as the robot began the haircut it asked, “What’s your IQ?” The man responded, “100.”

"Good," said the robot and he started talking about football, baseball, T.V. programs, the latest movies and so on. The man thought to himself, “Wow, this is really cool.”

Later on, a third guy came in to the barbershop. As with the others, the robot barber asked him, “What’s your IQ?” The man replied, “70.”

"Ah", said the robot, “so, I understand you Democrats are really excited about Hillary running for president?”

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