Friday, February 11, 2005

Nuclear North Korea

If the news that they have nukes is correct, we now have the biggest crisis of all on our hands. The first thing we need to do is pull our troops out of harms way and replace them with Jimmy Carter and Eason Jordan. They can be the protective shield for South Korea and since they both were in North Korea before and established special relationships there, I am confident no harm will come their way.
Next, we send Bill Clinton as an envoy to North Korea, this can be practice for him if he really is determined to run the UN. He can take as his assistant, Sandy Berger, who will "accidentally" smuggle out any existing war heads by concealing them in his socks and jock.
There are some minor details to be ironed out, but once we pull it off, Iran is next. After all Jimmy has experience with them.

1 comment:

Timothy Birdnow said...

You may be on to something there. Sandy Burglar sure can accidently remove things!