Wednesday, August 05, 2009

Report All Opposing Opinions to the White House

From the office of the Joker comes this gem:

"There is a lot of disinformation about health insurance reform out there, spanning from control of personal finances to end of life care. These rumors often travel just below the surface via chain emails or through casual conversation. Since we can’t keep track of all of them here at the White House, we’re asking for your help. If you get an email or see something on the web about health insurance reform that seems fishy, send it to"

America, report your friends, neighbors and families. The government wants to know what's being said about them. Turn in the opposition and you might find more stimulus money coming your way along with being allowed to take cuts in the health care line.

Kids, while you're selling Obama Youth cookies keep an ear tuned to what the adults, especially your parents, are saying about the beloved Joker. Report anything and everything that seems suspicious.

The question for everyone is what exactly is the White House going to do with this information?

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