Thursday, September 10, 2009

Helping Janet Hold Meetings

Janet Napolitano has big plans to protect America. She just enlisted the US Girl Scouts to prepare for any disaster natural or man made (formerly terrorist).

I personally feel more secure knowing that whatever befalls our nation the supply line of thin mints will remain uninterrupted.

Now, despite the fact that we are bankrupt, we have begun construction on the biggest federal building project in the Washington area since the Pentagon 68 years ago. Do you hear the sound of cash registers going off? That's an estimated $3.4 billion which as we all know will balloon to well over $5 billion. Appropriately, the structure will be built at a location previously established by Congress in 1855 as the Government Hospital for the Insane.

Janet justifies it all by saying, "It will help us hold meetings."

They can't build the border wall, they can't fund education for our kids, they can't find the money that's been paid into social security, but Janet's set with a taj mahal and girl scout cookies.

How long is America going to tolerate this idiocy?

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