Wednesday, May 04, 2005

Never Mind The Water, Avoid The Moisturizer

I know there are many one liners available for this but I don't feel like doing chin ups on the curb today.


A face moisturizer made out of semen has been launched in Mexico.

Porn star Lyn May, who is in her sixties, is behind the company producing the cream.

Mrs May swears that the Semen moisturizer is capable of erasing wrinkles and leaves skin soft.

She told Las Ultimas Noticias: "I select attractive young men and pay them for their semen that is mixed with honey and oats to create the moisturizer."

From Ananova.

7 comments:

loboinok said...

You've got to be kidding!

Stacy said...

I could make that myself, probably cheaper than the wrinkle creams I currently use.

BobG said...

OK Stacy, now you're grossing me out!

Zelda said...

I'm curious as to what this Mexican porn star looks like. Are her wrinkles gone?

Timothy Birdnow said...

Just one more reason to support the Minutemen! (I think I`ll shamelessly steal this from you, Bob!)

BobG said...

Zelda, I'm afraid to see her...not a picture!
Tim, be my guest.
You guys are all too funny.

BobG said...

Zelda,
I started to look for a picture to satisfy your curiosity but I must admit, discretion being the better part of valor, I don't want to have to explain to my wife why I'm surfing Mexican porn sites.