In a long line of people waiting for a bank teller, a man suddenly starts massaging the back of the person in front of him.
Surprised, the man in front turns and yells, "Just what the hell are you doing?"
"Well," says the massager, "please understand, I'm a chiropractor and I could see that you were tense, so I felt I had to massage your back. I love what I do and sometimes I just can't help practicing my art!"
"That's the most ridiculous thing I've ever heard!" the second man replies. "I'm an attorney for the ACLU. Do you see me screwing the people in front of me?"