Sunday, February 05, 2006

Sunday Funny

An ACLU attorney was on his deathbed. He called to his wife who rushed in and asked, "What is it?"

He told her to bring him a bible as soon as possible. Knowing his feelings about religion and his passionate history of litigation against it, she was in shock. Nevertheless, knowing his hours were numbered, she set out to fill what might be his final request.


The wife left and returned shortly.


She placed the bible in his outstretched hands and watched in wonder as he perused it, scanning the pages, his eyes darting to and fro while mumbling to himself.

After a few minutes of staring at his agitated reading style the wife blurted out, "Whatever are you looking for?"


"Loopholes", he screamed, I'm looking for loopholes!"


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