On a stormy winter's nights, a man staggered into the dining room of a remote resort. The manager helped the man to a table, and got him some hot food. "I'm really sorry that I can't seat you at a table closer to the fire, sir, but the attorneys for the ACLU are having a retreat here and they have taken all those spaces."
As the man ate, and tried to warm up, he thanked the manager for his hospitality.
One of the lawyers noticed the snow covered figure and said , " Stranger, you look like you've been through hell and back."
"Indeed I have," said the man.
"Really?" laughed the lawyer. "So, tell us how are things in hell?"
"Just like here," the man replied, "the ACLU is closest to the fire."
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