A Jamaican man was apprehended attempting to come through the port of entry in Nogales, Arizona. He's been sentenced to 13 months in prison for surgically replacing his fingerprints with skin from his feet in an attempt to enter the United States illegally. Then, he will be extradited to New Jersey to face charges of money laundering. After that, he will be deported.
This guy gets the illegal prize of the week, hands down. Sorry!