Saturday, November 11, 2006

Bush, The Drape Hanger

Last Thursday, President Bush met with Nancy Pelosi to find out how she wants to hang her new drapes. Those would be the same drapes he criticized her for measuring, merely a month earlier.

Pelosi suggested areas of "compromise" that are favorites of the president, one being an an immigration policy overhaul and also ways to make American workers more competitive in the global economy. All of this adds up to amnesty and a North American Union, none of which is compromise, but the desire of both Bush and Pelosi to irrevocably destroy this nation as we know it.

Then, Bush and Cheney met with "Honest" Harry Reid and Dick "the Turban" Durbin. Durbin noted that Bush and Cheney were wearing blue ties. Could it be in honor of the Donk's victory? "I was hoping you'd notice that,", gushed George. Honestly, folks, couldn't you just puke?

So, Bush will be hanging the drapes while Nancy directs and Cheney holds the ladder. Well, America, you wanted it, you got it. Now, live with it if you can call that living.

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